that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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