Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Randomize
