You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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