I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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