Soap is not a condiment
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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