is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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