Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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