Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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