At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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