pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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