ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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