my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
