i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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