he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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