And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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