ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
