You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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