i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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