He is such a slut. More and more my type.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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