Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i came on her dog
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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