we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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