guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
These tits shall not be calmed
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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