operation have a gay friend backfired
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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