oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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