Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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