2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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