Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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