Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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