I am puke
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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