we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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