I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
