if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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