On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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