That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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