my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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