The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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