Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this just has baby written all over it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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