i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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