How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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