i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
