I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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