To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
