It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am naked and annoyed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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