I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I love having hate sex.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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