we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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