the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
we should paint friendship bongs
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