Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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