I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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