I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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