I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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