North Korea, Best Korea!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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