Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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