Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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