Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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