Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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