And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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