Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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