i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just had sex on a roof
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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