I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
wow bdsm is so cute
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