I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
you win again, gameday.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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